~Poke~
{ get along with the voices inside my head }
Hey!

Taylor
New York (for the moment)
"your ship will never be canon"

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

bitterglitterqueer:

gtaichou:

!!!!!

This is the Borneo Bay Cat, one of the rarest wild cat breeds in the world.  Endangered, forest-dwelling, and about the size of a house cat, it’s population is facing a projected decline of more than 20% by 2020 due to habitat loss.

I never thought I’d see photos of them on my dash!

Grouchy baby <3

victorious rewatch - iparty with victorious

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Fuck, my tea.

-- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you though I was joking

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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Track: my neck, my track
436,847 plays

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont